Too late: FROZEN
shit happens
Who came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, birds don't get orgasms
A liar needs a good memory
Practice yourself what you preach
that was like... stupid or something
Sit Ubu sit, good Dog
eYe KaNNoT iNDeSTaND J00 LaNGaGe DaT J00 SPaeK
You're a little nervous ... (A)bort, (R)etry, (V)alium?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Once a lamer, always a lamer!
Now it's official: You sUck
Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine
THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down
Everyone has a right to be stupid. You just abuse the priviledge
The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here?
You are here: X
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It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission
Just 'cause you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Nobody raises his own reputation by lowering others
Ideas won't work unless you do
Jumping to conclusions can be a bad exercise
Make friends before you need them
Success is more attitude than aptitude
A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits
Break a bad habit - drop it
Don't learn safety rules simply by accident
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem
Yo momma so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Yo momma so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly, she has three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket
Yo momma so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown
Yo momma so ugly, they know what time she was born, 'cause her face stopped the clock!
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mother!
Yo momma so ugly, if my dog looked like her, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo momma's so ugly, the mirror slaps her in the face every morning!
Yo momma's so ugly, animals at the zoo feed her!